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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 10:05 am | |
| Covid restrictions soon to go
Those at Pfizer made lots of dough
But ZA cost less
Profiteering I guess
Now beer and wine will surely flow
It was Christmas Eve in Finland
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malcolm
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Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 11:21 am | |
| It was Christmas Eve in Finland
No parties or gigs had been planned
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:31 pm | |
| It was Christmas Eve in Finland
No parties or gigs had been planned
Santa was packing ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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volvojack
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Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:50 pm | |
| It was Christmas eve in Finland
No parties or gigs had been planned
Santa was packing
Nothing was lacking |
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 10:43 pm | |
| It was Christmas eve in Finland
No parties or gigs had been planned
Santa was packing
Nothing was lacking
Except sun - to get people tanned
I'm really determined and keen ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:54 am | |
| I'm really determined and keen
To fix that there washing machine |
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 16, 2021 3:56 pm | |
| I'm really determined and keen
To fix that there washing machine
Can't open the door ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:29 pm | |
| I'm really determined and keen
To fix that there washing machine
Can't open the door
There's suds on the floor
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volvojack
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Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:57 pm | |
| I'm really determined and keen
To fix that there washing machine
Can't open the door
There's suds on the floor
A mess like you never have seen
Once upon a time a young lass |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:57 pm | |
| Once upon a time a young lass
Was hoping the day would soon pass ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:55 am | |
| Once upon a time a young lass
Was hoping the day would soon pass
He had better say yes |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 1:31 pm | |
| Once upon a time a young lass
Was hoping the day would soon pass
He had better say yes
To some sex excess ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 3:52 pm | |
| Once upon a time a young lass
Was hoping the day would soon pass
He had better say yes
To some sex excess
In my bed or in the long grass
Policeman whilst out on his Beat |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:19 pm | |
| Policeman whilst out on his Beat
With boots that were tight on his feet ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:56 pm | |
| Policeman whilst out on his beat
With boots that were tight on his feet
He took off his socks |
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AlanHo
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Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 11:23 pm | |
| Policeman whilst out on his beat
With boots that were tight on his feet
He took off his socks
The smelled like dead fox ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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