| | Limericks....keep 'em clean ! |  |
|
+7catgate ourjimmy Goldie Irene -pops- AlanHo malcolm 11 posters |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Aug 17, 2021 11:23 pm | |
| Policeman whilst out on his beat
With boots that were tight on his feet
He took off his socks
The smelled like dead fox |
|
| | |
malcolm
Administrator
Posts : 5329
Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:42 am | |
| Policeman whilst out on his beat
With boots that were tight on his feet
He took off his socks
They smelled like dead fox
So he slung 'em both into the street |
|
| | |
malcolm
Administrator
Posts : 5329
Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:43 am | |
| A wise man I knew in west lancs |
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Aug 18, 2021 2:01 pm | |
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs
Put all of his money in Banks |
|
| | |
malcolm
Administrator
Posts : 5329
Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 19, 2021 5:35 pm | |
|
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs
Put all of his money in Banks
Which went very well |
|
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 19, 2021 6:38 pm | |
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs
Put all of his money in Banks
Which went very well
Made his account swell |
|
| | |
AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:34 pm | |
| A wise man I knew in West Lancs
Put all of his money in Banks
Which went very well
Made his account swell
For which he gave Barclays his thanks
The moths have munched his favourite suit ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 20, 2021 7:07 am | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit
Plus a new shirt and tie to boot |
|
| | |
AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:31 pm | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit
Plus a new shirt and tie to boot
Moth balls devoured ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 21, 2021 11:41 am | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit
Plus a new shirt and tie to boot
Moth balls devoured
His day is now soured |
|
| | |
AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:05 pm | |
| The moths have munched his favourite suit
Plus a new shirt and tie to boot
Moth balls devoured
His day is now soured
And got himself pissed as a newt
It's raining again quite a lot ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 21, 2021 12:30 pm | |
| It's raining again quite a lot
My brolly I simply forgot |
|
| | |
AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 22, 2021 12:34 pm | |
| It's raining again quite a lot
My brolly I simply forgot
You're going to get wet ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:34 pm | |
| It's raining quite a lot
My Brolly I simply forgot
You're going to get wet
On that you can bet |
|
| | |
AlanHo
V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 23, 2021 6:55 am | |
| It's raining again quite a lot
My Brolly I simply forgot
You're going to get wet
On that you can bet
It stops me from feeling too hot
A fat window cleaner called Bill ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
|
| | |
volvojack
Member
Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Aug 23, 2021 7:09 am | |
| A fat window cleaner called Bill
His wife had just gone on the pill |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! | |
| |
|
| | |
| | Limericks....keep 'em clean ! | |
|
