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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Jul 13, 2021 5:07 pm | |
| An Aussie I met in Peru
He asked 'are you following me too?"
I said it depends?
Are you seeking amends
No I'm looking for't loo |
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malcolm
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Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Jul 13, 2021 5:11 pm | |
| A farmer whose backside was big
Had a cow who resembled a pig |
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:52 pm | |
| A farmer whose backside was big
Had a cow who resembled a pig
They were equally fat ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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davo
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Location : OZ
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jul 15, 2021 4:04 am | |
| A farmer whose backside was big
Had a cow who resembled a pig
They were equally fat
ratatatatatat
am I eating a some beef or farmer Bill?
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jul 15, 2021 4:07 am | |
| I once knew a sailor from Norway?
who' greatest delight was grilled doree |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:39 pm | |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jul 15, 2021 9:11 pm | |
| Yeah - well and truly ///.
Firstly you are supposed to post only one line and thus give others a chance
secondly the second llne has to rhyme with the first line
Hence this thread has now ground to a shuddering halt. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:01 pm | |
| don't you know how to pronounce doree?? well that would explain why ya keep ya car wrapped in gladwrap!! |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:28 pm | |
| ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:03 am | |
| A farmer whose backside was big
Had a cow who resembled a pig
They were equally fat
Now just fancy that
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:11 am | |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:52 am | |
| A farmer whose backside was big
Had a cow who resembled a pig
They were equally fat
Now just fancy that
Not able to dance a fast jig.
There was a young lady from Spain ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:22 am | |
| There was a young lady from Spain
Who drove Alan sexually insane? |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 10:11 am | |
| There was a young lady from Spain
Who drove Alan sexually insane?
However, Davo she shunned ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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Ciderman
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 10:47 am | |
| There was a young lady from Spain
Who drove Alan sexually insane
However Davo she shunned
And emptied his fund
Stole his shoes and ran of in the rain
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Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol!
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Ciderman
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jul 16, 2021 10:48 am | |
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