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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:36 am | |
| Limericks have five lines.....
First and second and fifth lines of eight syllables and must all rhyme
Third and fourth lines of five syllables and must rhyme
Ill start....just add a line
My uncle wore two pairs of socks
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:59 am | |
| My uncle wore two pairs of socks To save his feet when wearing crocs ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:39 am | |
| My uncle wore two pairs of socks To save his feet when wearing crocs But one day he found |
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| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:43 am | |
| My uncle wore two pairs of socks To save his feet when wearing crocs But one day he found His feet were treading on the ground |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:28 pm | |
| Gandalph - you are due a rollocking from Malcolm - the 4th line has to be just 5 syllables. I failed at the first post too. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:23 pm | |
| I just gave up Alan.....I thought that everyone knew the rules for limericks, but I was obviously wrong |
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| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:40 pm | |
| Sorry Malcolm. I don't know the first thing about limericks but thought I would give it a go. Iv'e had my head burried in education for the first 55 years of my life, obviously missing out on some things. In fact I don't know much about Ireland at all, at all.
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:45 pm | |
| My uncle wore two pairs of socks To save his feet when wearing crocs But one day he found Some very soft ground And he sank in up to his hocks
I know a few - for example
There was a young girl from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink As you possibly think It was grey, had long ears and ate grass ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm Administrator
Posts : 5329 Join date : 2014-09-23 Age : 79 Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:13 am | |
| You guys are great !...I love your humour !
A lady named Jil from Glencoe |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:27 am | |
| A lady named Jill from Glencoe Had her hair tied up with a bow
(Now add a 5 syllable line that does not rhyme) ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:20 pm | |
| A lady named Jill from Glencoe Had her hair tied up with a bow But the wind got up |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:38 pm | |
| A lady named Jill from Glencoe Had her hair tied up with a bow But the wind got up The bow d'int hold-up ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:51 pm | |
| There was a young lady from Spain Who liked some sex now and again Not new and again - but now And again and again and again. (I kept it clean Malcolm... ) ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:17 pm | |
| A lesbian down in Khartoum
Took a transexual up to her room
She said "Look here mate"
"Let's get one thing straight"
"Up which, with what and by whom" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:06 pm | |
| There was an old Pirate of Penzance Who attempted the Sabre Dance But he fell on his Cutlass Which rendered him speechless That silly old Pirate of Penzance. |
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