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PostSubject: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyWed Dec 07, 2016 7:36 am

Limericks have five lines.....

First and second and fifth lines of eight syllables and must all rhyme

Third and fourth lines of five syllables and must rhyme



Ill start....just add a line

My uncle wore two pairs of socks


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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyWed Dec 07, 2016 11:59 am

My uncle wore two pairs of socks
To save his feet when wearing crocs

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyThu Dec 08, 2016 11:39 am

My uncle wore two pairs of socks
To save his feet when wearing crocs
But one day he found
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyThu Dec 08, 2016 11:43 am

My uncle wore two pairs of socks
To save his feet when wearing crocs
But one day he found
His feet were treading on the ground
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyThu Dec 08, 2016 1:28 pm

Gandalph - you are due a rollocking from Malcolm drum  - the 4th line has to be just 5 syllables. I failed at the first post too.

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I just gave up Alan.....I thought that everyone knew the rules for limericks, but I was obviously wrong
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyThu Dec 08, 2016 7:40 pm

Sorry Malcolm. I don't know the first thing about limericks but thought I would give it a go. Iv'e had my head burried in education for the first 55 years of my life, obviously missing out on some things. In fact I don't know much about Ireland at all, at all.


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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyThu Dec 08, 2016 8:45 pm

My uncle wore two pairs of socks
To save his feet when wearing crocs
But one day he found
Some very soft ground
And he sank in up to his hocks


I know a few - for example

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you possibly think
It was grey, had long ears and ate grass

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyFri Dec 09, 2016 6:13 am

You guys are great !...I love your humour !

A lady named Jil from Glencoe
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A lady named Jill from Glencoe
Had her hair tied up with a bow


(Now add a 5 syllable line that does not rhyme)

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A lady named Jill from Glencoe
Had her hair tied up with a bow
But the wind got up
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A lady named Jill from Glencoe
Had her hair tied up with a bow
But the wind got up
The bow d'int hold-up

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean !   Limericks....keep 'em clean ! EmptyMon Jan 02, 2017 11:51 pm

There was a young lady from Spain
Who liked some sex now and again
Not new and again - but now
And again and again and again.


(I kept it clean Malcolm... murgs dance )

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A lesbian down in Khartoum

Took a transexual  up to her room

She said "Look here mate"

"Let's get one thing straight"

"Up which, with what and by whom"

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There was an old Pirate of Penzance
Who attempted the Sabre Dance
But he fell on his Cutlass
Which rendered him speechless
That silly old Pirate of Penzance.
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