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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:55 am | |
| John's trousers were getting quite tight
Unusual... his diet was light
But unknown to all |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Nov 02, 2021 10:34 am | |
| John's trousers were getting quite tight
Unusual... his diet was light
But unknown to all
He'd developed a small... |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:25 pm | |
| John's trousers were getting quite tight
Unusual... his diet was light
But unknown to all
He'd developed a small...
Pair of testicles just last night
Who invented this rock and roll |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:35 pm | |
| Who invented this rock and roll
Unlikely to have been Nat King Cole ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:00 am | |
| Who invented this rock and roll
Unlikely to have been Nat King Cole
The Three Tenors No ! |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:14 pm | |
| Who invented this rock and roll
Unlikely to have been Nat King Cole
The Three Tenors No !
I frankly don't know ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:53 pm | |
| Who invented this rock and roll
Unlikely to have been Nat King Cole
The Three Tenors No !
I frankly don't know
Perhaps we should take a poll
My uncle was a miner in Wales |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Nov 03, 2021 2:33 pm | |
| My uncle was a miner in Wales
From Cardiff he was hard as nails |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:35 pm | |
| My uncle was a miner in Wales
From Cardiff he was hard as nails
A permanent cough ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:35 am | |
| My uncle was a miner in Wales
From Cardiff he was hard as nails
A permanent cough
He could not shake off |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:39 am | |
| My uncle was a miner in Wales
From Cardiff he was hard as nails
A permanent cough
He could not shake off
So he moved to the Yorkshire Dales
Too cold to go out in the garden |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:46 am | |
| Too cold to go out in the garden
The ground is starting to harden
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:17 pm | |
| Too cold to go out in the garden
The ground is starting to harden
Flowers are going ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:07 am | |
| Too cold to go out in the garden
The ground is starting to harden
Flowers are going
And nothing is growing
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:03 am | |
| Too cold to go out in the garden
The ground is starting to harden
Flowers are going
And nothing is growing
The gardener begs your pardon
Flashers in the Mountains of Wales
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:56 am | |
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