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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:31 pm | |
| This Pilot Climbed aboard his plane
Moaning "why fly to France again" |
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volvojack
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Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:02 am | |
| This Pilot climbed aboard his Plane
"Moaning Why fly to France again"
"Dad did this one time" |
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AlanHo
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Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:04 am | |
| This Pilot climbed aboard his Plane
Moaning "Why fly to France again"
"Dad did this one time"
"when I was just nine" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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volvojack
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Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:54 am | |
| This Pilot climbed aboard his Plane
Moaning "Why fly to France again"
"Dad did this one time"
When I was just nine"
Gave Adolf Hitler quite some Pain
Whilst on my way to work I saw |
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malcolm
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Posts : 5329
Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 13, 2021 11:15 am | |
| Whilst on my way to work I saw
A thousand pigeons .. maybe more
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volvojack
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Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 13, 2021 2:49 pm | |
| Whilst on my to work I saw
A thousand pigeons maybe more
Flying on their way |
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AlanHo
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Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Aug 13, 2021 4:21 pm | |
| Whilst on my way to work I saw
A thousand pigeons maybe more
Flying on their way
To my lawn today ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 14, 2021 6:32 am | |
| Whilst on my way to work I saw
A thousand pigeons maybe more
Flying on their way
To my lawn today
Now where did I put my 12 bore
I'm feeling so pleased with myself
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volvojack
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Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 14, 2021 6:55 am | |
| I'm feeling so pleased with myself
I'm not to be left on the Shelf |
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AlanHo
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Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 14, 2021 7:32 am | |
| I'm feeling so pleased with myself
I'm not to be left on the Shelf
I'm soon to be wed ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 14, 2021 8:04 am | |
| I'm so pleased with myself
I'm not to be left on the shelf
I'm soon to be wed
It has to be said |
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AlanHo
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Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 14, 2021 1:51 pm | |
| I'm so pleased with myself
I'm not to be left on the shelf
I'm soon to be wed
It has to be said
Marriage will be short - she's an elf
Covid restrictions - soon to go ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Aug 14, 2021 7:17 pm | |
| Covid restrictions soon to go
Those at Pfizer made lots of dough |
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AlanHo
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Posts : 8798
Join date : 2016-10-16
Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 7:29 am | |
| Covid restrictions soon to go
Those at Pfizer made lots of dough
But ZA cost less ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 8:59 am | |
| Covid restrictions soon to go
Those at Pfizer made lots of dough
But ZA cost less
Profiteering I guess
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volvojack
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Posts : 349
Join date : 2021-07-11
Location : Gloucester
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Aug 15, 2021 10:05 am | |
| Covid restrictions soon to go
Those at Pfizer made lots of dough
But ZA cost less
Profiteering I guess
Now beer and wine will surely flow
It was Christmas Eve in Finland
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