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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:53 am | |
| A funny chap down in Khartoum
In his car, needed much more legroom
So he removed the front seat
Although it didn't look neat
And his mood turned from happy to gloom. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:54 am | |
| Start another one...
This forum's a nice place to be ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:54 pm | |
| This forum's a nice place to be
Although it may have started with three |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:11 pm | |
| This forum's a nice place to be
Although it may have started with three
Lotsa jokes and good chat ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:58 pm | |
| This forum's a nice place to be
Although it may have started with three
Lotsa jokes and good chat
And a good laugh at that |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:41 am | |
| This forum's a nice place to be
Although it may have started with three
Lotsa jokes and good chat
And a good laugh at that
On that I'm sure we all agree
Next starter
The doc said "You're looking quite pale" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:45 am | |
| There was a young man from Nantucket
And everything you've heard about him is a gross exaggeration
- - - anyway, back to the line
The doc said you're looking quite pale
I'll prescribe some cakes and brown ale |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:33 pm | |
| The doc said you're looking quite pale
I'll prescribe some cakes and brown ale
But the ale it was bottled ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:48 pm | |
| The doc said you're looking quite pale
I'll prescribe some cakes and brown ale
But the ale, it was bottled
And the cakes were all mottled |
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Irene
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:47 pm | |
| The doc said you're looking quite pale
I'll prescribe some cakes and brown ale
But the ale, it was bottled
And the cakes were all mottled
But I bet it was all a tall tale! ----------------------------------------- ..
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:40 am | |
| An arab was down in the dumps ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:23 am | |
| An arab was down in the dumps
His camel was losing its humps ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:36 am | |
| An arab was down in the dumps
His camel was losing its humps
It just needs some water |
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Irene
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:47 am | |
| An arab was down in the dumps
His camel was losing its humps
It just needs some water
brought home by his daughter ----------------------------------------- ..
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-pops-
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:22 am | |
| An arab was down in the dumps
His camel was losing its humps
It just needs some water
brought home by his daughter
And soon the flat hump was a lump
There once was a man from Leicester |
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Goldie
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:05 am | |
| There was a man from Leicester
Whose brother kept telling him he was from Chester
Brother said dad was a visiting carpet salesman
So just look at the Talisman
It clearly states Chester not Leicester
It clearly states Chester not Leicester |
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