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Goldie
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:05 am | |
| There was a man from Leicester
Whose brother kept telling him he was from Chester
Brother said dad was a visiting carpet salesman
So just look at the Talisman
It clearly states Chester not Leicester
It clearly states Chester not Leicester |
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malcolm
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Join date : 2014-09-23
Age : 79
Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:48 am | |
| Goldie...what on earth was that !!! |
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Goldie
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Location : Vale of Glamorgan
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:15 pm | |
| - malcolm wrote:
- Goldie...what on earth was that !!!
Malc come on my first attempt :;smile: Don't you think it wasn't half bad x |
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malcolm
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Goldie
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:01 pm | |
| - malcolm wrote:
- Goldie wrote:
- malcolm wrote:
- Goldie...what on earth was that !!!
Malc come on my first attempt :;smile:
Don't you think it wasn't half bad x it was terrible !   Ha ha love it. All great writers start somewhere :;smile: There is me believing it was good. I must be delusional  |
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-pops-
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Join date : 2016-11-27
Location : Where Surrey, Sussex & Hampshire meet
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:53 pm | |
| Unfortunately your effort didn't obey the Limerick rules, Goldie:
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A limerick is a form of poetry in five-line meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The third and fourth lines are usually shorter than the other three. The following example is a limerick of unknown origin:
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical. |
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-pops-
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Location : Where Surrey, Sussex & Hampshire meet
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:59 pm | |
| There was a young woman from Spain |
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malcolm
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Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:31 pm | |
| There was a young woman from Spain
Who strolled without clothes in the rain |
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-pops-
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Location : Where Surrey, Sussex & Hampshire meet
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:45 pm | |
| There was a young woman from Spain
Who strolled without clothes in the rain
At the end of her stroll |
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malcolm
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Location : Coppull, Lancashire
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:26 pm | |
| There was a young woman from Spain
Who strolled without clothes in the rain
At the end of her stroll
She seemed to recall |
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-pops-
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Location : Where Surrey, Sussex & Hampshire meet
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:35 pm | |
| There was a young woman from Spain
Who strolled without clothes in the rain
At the end of her stroll
She seemed to recall
Her undies were left on the plain.
A young man from Paris in France |
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Goldie
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Location : Vale of Glamorgan
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:37 pm | |
| A young man from Paris in France
Thought he would take a stance |
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Irene
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Join date : 2016-12-20
Age : 78
Location : Stafford, UK
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:55 pm | |
| A young man from Paris in France
Thought he would take a stance.
What a bold move it was, ----------------------------------------- ..
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Goldie
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Location : Vale of Glamorgan
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:11 pm | |
| A young man from Paris in France
Thought he would take a stance
What a bold move it was,
Considering he had no, |
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:58 pm | |
| The fourth line should rhyme with the third and be the same number of whatsits
Like
A young man from Paris in France
Thought he would take a new stance
What a bold move he took,
Considering he had no luck
So he finished up having a dance,
Start a new one
A man with a dog took a walk ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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Irene
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Age : 78
Location : Stafford, UK
| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:18 pm | |
| A man with a dog took a walk
and found that the dog could also talk ----------------------------------------- ..
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