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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:06 pm | |
| There was an old Pirate of Penzance
Who attempted the Sabre Dance
But he fell on his Cutlass
Which rendered him speechless
That silly old Pirate of Penzance. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:33 pm | |
| The cabin boy's name was Skipper
He was a naughty nipper
He filled his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:40 am | |
| An old maid from Rhos on sea |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:53 pm | |
| An old maid from Rhos on sea
Had some carrot cake for tea ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:22 am | |
| An old maid from Rhos on sea
Had some carrot cake for tea
He made some hot chocolate |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:06 am | |
| An old maid from Rhos on sea
Had some carrot cake for tea
He made some hot chocolate
Which left her disconsolate ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:14 am | |
| An old maid from Rhos on sea
Had some carrot cake for tea
He made some hot chocolate
Which left her disconsolate
So she moved out to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:58 pm | |
| There was a Pirate of Penzance |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:43 pm | |
| There was a Pirate of Penzance
With one wood leg and couldn't dance |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:14 pm | |
| There was a Pirate of Penzance
With one wood leg and couldn't dance
He hopped around the small dance floor ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:33 pm | |
| There was a Pirate of Penzance
With one wood leg and couldn't dance
He hopped around the small dance floor
More than once fell on the floor |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:02 pm | |
| There was a Pirate of Penzance
With one wood leg and couldn't dance
He hopped around the small dance floor
More than once fell on the floor
Which finished in a scene like France
A funny chap down in Khartoum ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:38 am | |
| A funny chap down in Khartoum
In his car, needed more legroom
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:28 pm | |
| A funny chap down in Khartoum
In his car, needed much more legroom
So he removed the front seat ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:51 am | |
| A funny chap down in Khartoum
In his car, needed much more legroom
So he removed the front seat
Although it didn't look neat |
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AlanHo
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Posts : 8798
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:53 am | |
| A funny chap down in Khartoum
In his car, needed much more legroom
So he removed the front seat
Although it didn't look neat
And his mood turned from happy to gloom. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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