A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbour:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob dashes into the kitchen, tells his wife she is a slut and that he is off to the solicitor to file for divorce.
Just as he gets into the car he gets a second text: "Sorry about that – I really should use the spell checker. “wife” should read “wifi"”
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