AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 16.12.2016 Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:33 pm | |
| AN ODE FOR YOUR BETTER HALF
When she was in her younger days,
And weighed a few pounds less,
She needn't hold her tummy in...
To wear a belted dress
But now that she is older,
She’s set her body free
There's the comfort of elastic...
Where her slim waist used to be.
The inventor of those high-heeled shoes
Her feet have not forgiven;
She has to wear a nine now...
But she used to wear a seven.
And how about those pantyhose..
She buys the biggest size
So how come when she puts them on...
They barely reach her thighs ?
She has to wear thick glasses
Because the print is getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago...
She remembers she was taller.
Though her hair has turned to silver
and her skin no longer fits...
On the inside, she’s the same old gal...
Just the outside's changed a bit. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 16.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:42 am | |
| Good one Alan. Very tue in a lot of cases.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 16.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:57 pm | |
| I still wouldn't dare show her ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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AlanHo
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Age : 87
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 16.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:33 pm | |
| I dared to read it to my wife
She laughed a little bit
Then decided to ignore me
I think I'm in the..... pit??? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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