AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Todays Daft Joke 12.12.16 Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:10 am | |
| A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
“No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 12.12.16 Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:25 pm | |
| Food for thought that one Alan. He could have made his own Lures though. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 12.12.16 Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:55 pm | |
| What out of - cat gut.
T'would defeat the purpose of the Ark ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 12.12.16 Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:25 pm | |
| " What out of - cat gut."
Please leave me out of this. |
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 12.12.16 Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:20 pm | |
| He could have made them out of milk bottle tops or silver paper.  |
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