AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Todays Daft Joke 14.12.16 Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:51 pm | |
| Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 14.12.16 Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:06 am | |
| Now I do like that one  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. 
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 14.12.16 Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:05 pm | |
| Come again?????? Did you mean loike? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 14.12.16 Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:35 am | |
| Good one Alan. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke 14.12.16 Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:39 pm | |
| It's a story with a ring of truth for some people. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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