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PostSubject: Todays Daft Joke - 08.11.16   Todays Daft Joke - 08.11.16 EmptyTue Nov 08, 2016 10:31 am

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"


Miraculously, a parking place appeared.


Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 08.11.16   Todays Daft Joke - 08.11.16 EmptyThu Nov 10, 2016 8:21 am

Nicely dodged out of that.

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