AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Todays Daft Joke - 23.10.16 Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:17 am | |
| A young, attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"
"2012," was his reply.
"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!"
"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, ..."It's only 2110 now." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 23.10.16 Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:29 am | |
| Surely the two dates need swapping over unless I'm missing something. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 23.10.16 Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:45 am | |
| He had sex at 12 minutes past 8.
At ten past 9 he was having a cocktail ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 23.10.16 Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:15 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- He had sex at 12 minutes past 8.
At ten past 9 he was having a cocktail I didn't look properly at the times,put it down to age ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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