AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke No 2 - 19.07.17 Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:18 pm | |
| Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch, grinning from ear to ear.
"What are you so happy about?" he asked.
"I just made love to the girl next door" he says proudly.
"Well done son. I hope you were wearing something."
"Yup" he replied. "A balaclava." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Re: Todays Daft Joke No 2 - 19.07.17 Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:03 pm | |
| Good for him. When she has the baby she won't know who the Father is.  |
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