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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 04.03.2017. Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:05 pm | |
| A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 04.03.2017. Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:20 am | |
| He needs anti TNF treatment.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 04.03.2017. Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:22 am | |
| Pardon? ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 04.03.2017. Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:30 am | |
| ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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