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PostSubject: Todays Daft Joke - 21/05/2017   Sun May 21, 2017 8:47 am

The blonde flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple onboard, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.

Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger onboard, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous

The captain responds, Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...

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PostSubject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 21/05/2017   Sun May 21, 2017 9:42 pm

what a way to get promotion and a cuddle in the captains lounge!
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