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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 18.02.2017. Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:05 pm | |
| A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her place and things are starting to heat up. He removes his shirt and washes his hands. Then, he removes his pants and again washes his hands.
The girl remarks, "I bet you're a dentist."
Surprised, the man replies, "That's right, but how did you know?"
"You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you're used to it," explains the girl.
The two engage in a quick ten minutes of sex, then the girl remarks, "You know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist".
"How can you tell?" asks the man.
"I didn't feel a thing..." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 18.02.2017. Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:50 am | |
| Saw this a couple of days ago, but can't remember where. Like it though. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 18.02.2017. Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:08 am | |
| Perhaps you saw it on a Facebook page That will get him going  ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 18.02.2017. Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:29 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 18.02.2017. Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:36 pm | |
| It hasn't got him going..............yet ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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