AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 14.02.2017. Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:09 pm | |
| The new business manager was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from University and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.” ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 14.02.2017. Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:44 pm | |
| I bet she keeps her salary slip on.
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