AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 13.02.2017. Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:26 pm | |
| This bloke walked into a chemist shop, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The bloke then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a….um….permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is:
1/3 ownership in the shop
A company car
And £500 a month in living expenses." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 13.02.2017. Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:09 pm | |
| I really MUST try that. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 13.02.2017. Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:43 pm | |
| I think you would get some stiff opposition.
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 13.02.2017. Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:59 pm | |
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