ourjimmy
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 | | Subject: Butchers Story Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:23 pm | |
| :;cheers:A chap went to buy his meat for the weekend and upon being served he said to the Butcher its my birthday to-day i am 65 years old do you think i look it to which the Butcher replied no.
As he was waiting at the bus stop he said to an old lady its my birthday to-day how old do you think i am - she said if i can put my hand inside your pants i will tell you after a few minutes she said to him you are 65 --he said how do you know that --to which she replied --i was stood behind you in the Butchers. -----------------------------------------  A Decent Sort Of Chap |
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| | Subject: Re: Butchers Story Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:27 pm | |
| An experience like that could put years on a chap. |
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| | Subject: Re: Butchers Story Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:30 pm | |
| Which bus stop was that then Jimmy.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Butchers Story Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:23 pm | |
| No 69 to Little Rising.................... ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Butchers Story Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:49 pm | |
| Thanks Alan. Is that Little Rising in Essex or Little Rising on the Wold.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Butchers Story Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:19 pm | |
| All she wanted was a butcher's hook at his meat n' two veg.
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