Butchers Story

:;cheers:A chap went to buy his meat for the weekend and upon being served he said to the Butcher its my birthday to-day i am 65 years old do you think i look it to which the Butcher replied no.
As he was waiting at the bus stop he said to an old lady its my birthday to-day how old do you think i am - she said if i can put my hand inside your pants i will tell you after a few minutes she said to him you are 65 --he said how do you know that --to which she replied --i was stood behind you in the Butchers.

An experience like that could put years on a chap.

Which bus stop was that then Jimmy. 

No 69 to Little Rising....................

Thanks Alan. Is that Little Rising in Essex or Little Rising on the Wold. 

All she wanted was a butcher's hook at his meat n' two veg.

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All she wanted was a butcher's hook at his meat n' two veg.