AlanHo
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 | | Subject: An Adult Fairy Story Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:22 pm | |
| Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said ...
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so".
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought:...
"I don't f**g think so."
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| | Subject: Re: An Adult Fairy Story Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:14 am | |
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catgate
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| | Subject: Re: An Adult Fairy Story Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:32 pm | |
| Can you please tell me where I can find this evil witch?
I have a job for her. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: An Adult Fairy Story Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:38 pm | |
| Please don't invite me for dinner. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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catgate
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| | Subject: Re: An Adult Fairy Story Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:32 pm | |
| I was banking on you to help me to deal with the the instruction to the princess.
I sometimes the not knowing into come bumpy, before the out set of the inside going. Others may laughing be at me, but laughter of the upcoming matcheth not the ground parsley and willow warblings of a lifelong living of expedience.
And you and one cannot ask for a second helping. (Well not until after water boils.) |
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