It was a sunny morning a little before 8:00 am ...
On the first hole of a busy course ...
And I was beginning my pre-shot routine visualizing my upcoming shot
When a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker ...
'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please !'
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.
I was still deep in my routine ... Seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement .
'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.'
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating ...
When once more the man yelled ...
'Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee ...
Please ! '
I finally stopped ... Turned ......cupped my hands and shouted back
'Would the ass hole with the microphone please be quiet and let me play my second shot.'
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