Golf and the cow

*GOLF AND THE COW*

 


A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

 


Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

 


'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around

I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.

 

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

''I don't remember much after that'

Good one, made the family laugh