davo
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Join date : 2016-10-19
Location : OZ
 | | Subject: Is it this year or is it last? Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:50 pm | |
| Is it this year or is it last ?
Was it this year or was it last
That I signed my final Will
Have the clock hands just stopped turning
And the cuckoo lost its trill
Where did that Zimmer frame come from
I didn’t order that
And where did all those stains come from
That sit upon the mat?
Now I know Sundays’ disappeared
But not sure if I’ve passed last year
Did I replace the toilet roll last night?
‘Cause my sphincters gone all tight!
Well I know if I switch on tellie
It will bring me back to life
They give me all the info even, time and strife!
Is that the time already; I’ve got appointment with me wife!
I visit her as often as me mind kicks into gear
She always seems so patient, never moans insincere
So if I can catch the right bus, I can be there minutes flat
Then I sit there with me beer can at the grave side on the grass!
Getting home is still a problem
After finishing ‘six pack’ and a chat
Can’t remember number of the bus
And is it red or is it black!
So sometime I start walking
And it always works real neat
With me white cane waving madly
Cars stop; and rides a treat!
So I’m getting by quite comfortably
In whatever year I’m in
Someone is paying fuel bills
And emptying the bin
So each day is new adventure
With buses red and black
And I’ve never lost the cemetery
Even though it’s moving fast
I’ve lost the other half sometimes
But the others help to pass the time
And eventually she turns up again
Usually on the days with rain! davo |
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