AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Joke for 02/01/19 Tue Jan 01, 2019 3:58 pm | |
| All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned.
He entered the office to find the chairman and the nine other directors seated around the table.
He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, ""Have you ever had sex with Mrs Foyt, my secretary?"
""Oh, no sir, positively not!" Bob replied.
""Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
""Honestly, I've never been close enough to even touch her!"
""You'd swear to that?"
""Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Mrs Foyt anytime, anywhere."
""Good, then you fire her” ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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