AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Joke For 09/08/17 Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:12 pm | |
| A little boy turned to his grandpa and said "grandpa talk like a frog."
The Grandpa replied "What, I'm not going to talk like a frog."
The little boy again asked "come on Grandpa talk like a frog please."
Grandpa again said "No, Go bother your grandmother."
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later the little boys sister came in and said "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me."
Grandpa of course replied "NO."
The little girl then said "Please grandpa will you talk just like a frog"?
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said "what is with you and your brother, why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog"?
The little girl looked at her grandpa and said "Well last night daddy told us that when you croak we are all going for a fabulous holiday to Disney World." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Joke For 09/08/17 Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:56 pm | |
| Too near the knuckle at my age. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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