A little boy turned to his grandpa and said "grandpa talk like a frog."
The Grandpa replied "What, I'm not going to talk like a frog."
The little boy again asked "come on Grandpa talk like a frog please."
Grandpa again said "No, Go bother your grandmother."
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later the little boys sister came in and said "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me."
Grandpa of course replied "NO."
The little girl then said "Please grandpa will you talk just like a frog"?
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said "what is with you and your brother, why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog"?
The little girl looked at her grandpa and said "Well last night daddy told us that when you croak we are all going for a fabulous holiday to Disney World."
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