AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Joke For Today - 05/08/17 Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:55 am | |
| A blind man walked into the Army recruiting office and asked to join the parachute regiment. The recruiting officer pointed out that they couldn't accept handicapped men - especially blind persons.
The blind guy explained that he was already used to parachuting and was a member of a local club where he used his own design of parachute having a release button with Braille numbers which enabled him to count 10, 9, 8, 7, etc down to zero, at which point he punched the button and the parachute opened.
The recruiting officer was impressed but expressed amazement that a blind guy could know when to brace himself for the landing with only a few feet to go.
"That's easy" said the blind guy "It's when the guide dog's lead goes slack"..... ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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catgate
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| | Subject: Re: Joke For Today - 05/08/17 Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:52 am | |
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