A young fellow goes to see the Doctor after a rather wild holiday in Thailand where he had caught VD.
He explained to the Doc that he realised what he had got as soon as the holes appeared in his willy and he was peeing in all directions.
After examining him the Doc gave him a prescription for antibiotics and recommended that he should go and see James Galway (The famous flute player).
“How can James Galway help” – asked the guy.
“He can show you how to hold it properly” replied the Doc