Dedicated to All Our Antipodean Friends

You will probably will  whinge but enjoy. Tough   :;smile:

You have a magnificent country

Enjoy

I was going to include you Cider but New Zealand very different.  

Nice one  :;smile:

Each to his or her own but I reckon both of those clips are beyond horrible ....

Rod Stewart couldn't sing for crap and I've never heard of the other bloke (mercifully).

Bit of name-dropping though.
In the mid-seventies, Stewart had some 'down time' during an Australian tour.
Wanted to see a bit of Brisbane but without fans or media.
The music company for which I worked owned a 30 foot Halvorsen Cruiser so we took Stewart and Britt Ekland for a brief cruise up the Brisbane River.
The company owner and his wife, myself as Recorded Music Manager, the Australian boss of Stewart's record company and a couple of other hangers-on.
I steered for some time whilst the others socialized - which turned out to be a bonus.
Ekland chose to sunbake on the prow right in front of me (glass in between).
Removed her top and all.  I managed not to run aground or hit any other craft.
Nice tits - not real good skin.

Later did a similar junket with Neil Diamond.
Not the same appeal at all.

I knew you would be an ungrateful so and so but persisted none the same. Ungrateful dingo. 

If you looked at the video instead of knocking Rod you would have seen some lovely historical shots of Australia. 

Nice story about Brit  though. I expect you meant the garden variety of the bird species.  

Me I am OK but we do have some more mature ladies of  here so wash your mouth out with soap and water 

We're more couth than the Ozzie jokers Goldie! 

Lovely part of the world Cider. I have got as far as Singapore and  Bali I would love to see both countries. Probably do a long break. Don't panic guys won't turn up on your door step. Can you imagine Pummy and Davos wife faces.

You buckaroos. Who is this woman  :;smile:

Well there's a weeks free accomodation in Waipawa ("Misty River") in Ruataniwha St ("St of two monsters" ) for you Goldie. 

Ciderman thank you but I wouldn't be that cheeky.  Hotel would be fine  :;smile:

I would meet up  for a coffee though.

As it is unlikely to be for a couple of years you might get a call.

Thank you

I'll see your one week and raise it two more ..............





Just a few minor tasks in lieu of rent -
septic trenches need replacing, barnacles removed from hull of boat, solar system installed on roof, fish and crabs to be gutted and cleaned, daily massages of course and a number of cats to be shot ............

Goldie wrote:

If you looked at the video instead of knocking Rod you would have seen some lovely historical shots of Australia. 

Yep, the pics are fine.    But one must turn the sound OFF !

Do you admire my tanasaty. Pum

Made of strong stuff me. Makes  you  wonder how or why sometimes. Although   I am wound up I still persist.

Very much like the limerick round. 

:;smile: