My Wife's Christmas Present

My wife's been dropping me subtle hints this week as to what she wants for Christmas, saying things like
" I want something that feels really silky and smooth",
"I hope you get it in my size" and
"I want to be able to wear it every day".

I reckon she will love the fleece lined washing-up gloves I've bought her..

I sincerely hop your joking alan - otherwise you may get fleece applied soap suds all over you [with your clothes on!]

Sounds like you are getting a bit stingy Alan, what is wrong with a real sexy Silky Baby Doll outfit for her wear for bed on a night.

Gandalph wrote:

Sounds like you are getting a bit stingy Alan, what is wrong with a real sexy Silky Baby Doll outfit for her wear for bed on a night.

why at night?? - more fun in the day surely?

Well it could be Davo, but they will have to keep the Curtains drawn.

d'ya think he'd take your advice and 'eat a beaver'?

Or a merkin?

yep one of these

I think I'll pass thanks.

andsome wrote:

I think I'll pass thanks.

ok ciderman give andsome a free pass I think at his age he deserves it - now andsome do you want a front row seat or in the middle somewhere with the other raincoats??

I just don't want one of those thanks.

What the hell will they think up next. Pubic hair for your keyboard?

Gandalph wrote:

What the hell will they think up next. Pubic hair for your keyboard?

I don't have one now,I played the piano when I was a kid

I learned to play the recorder at school as a gullible child. I had to have a cheap plastic one because I came from a poor family where poverty would have been a promotion - not a lifestyle.

AlanHo wrote:

I learned to play the recorder at school as a gullible child. I had to have a cheap plastic one because I came from a poor family where poverty would have been a promotion - not a lifestyle.

isn't that what the sailor said to the vicars daughter " i've only got a cheap plastic one"?