AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 17.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:53 pm | |
| Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
“Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda, no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee." ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 17.12.2016 Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:27 am | |
| nice one alan I'll pass it onto me mate in dublin he loves guiness of course and tells me he is always taking the piss somewhere!
ps:
Dear alan thanks for posting I do appreciate your comments and hope you will continue posting in the future! |
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