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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:17 am | |
| The fox eyed up the chicken pen
Licked his lips at the big fat hen
But the cage was strong
But so was the pong |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:54 pm | |
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The fox eyed up the chicken pen
Licked his lips at the big fat hen
But the cage was strong
But so was the pong
So Reynard went home to the Den
The weather down here is so cold
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Mon Jan 10, 2022 10:36 pm | |
| The weather down here is so cold
You feel it because you are old ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:45 am | |
| The weather down here is so cold
You feel it because you are old
Brass Monkeys hold tight |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:14 am | |
| The weather down here is so cold
You feel it because you are old
Brass Monkeys hold tight
Especially at night ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:24 pm | |
| The weather down here is so cold
You feel it because you are old
Brass Monkeys hold tight
Especially at night
Warmth is worth more than gold
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:26 pm | |
| Looking like we're on top of this virus |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:59 pm | |
| - malcolm wrote:
- Looking like we're on top of this virus
If this is the first line of a new thread - it would appear that you are breaking the rules you set down in your starting post to this thread. It is supposed to be 8 syllables - but this new line is 10 syllables. We are all guilty of wandering slightly off the rules from time to time, but this is more than slightly. Or are you off-topic and you intended to post it elsewhere - in which case you owe us a new line. It could be "sorry for breaking my own rules" (8 syllables) ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:53 pm | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- malcolm wrote:
- Looking like we're on top of this virus
If this is the first line of a new thread - it would appear that you are breaking the rules you set down in your starting post to this thread.
It is supposed to be 8 syllables - but this new line is 10 syllables. We are all guilty of wandering slightly off the rules from time to time, but this is more than slightly.
Or are you off-topic and you intended to post it elsewhere - in which case you owe us a new line.
It could be "sorry for breaking my own rules" (8 syllables)
Is the last line also incorrect |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jan 14, 2022 5:54 am | |
| Sorry for breaking my own rules But at least it woke you up !  Looks like we're on top of this virus |
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:37 am | |
| Looks like we're on top of this virus
The Booster knocked me unconscious |
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malcolm
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:28 am | |
| Looks like we're on top of this virus
The Booster knocked me unconscious
but I'm protected |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:59 am | |
| Looks like we're on top of this virus (9)
The Booster knocked me unconscious (8)
but I'm protected (5)
Thus not dejected (5) ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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AlanHo
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volvojack
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| | Subject: Re: Limericks....keep 'em clean ! Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:18 am | |
| We've got on top of this virus (8)
New medicines will inspire us (8)
but I'm protected (5)
Thus not dejected (5)
Nothing is going to tire us (8)
Think you are having us on Mal (8) |
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