AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 25.04.2017. Tue Apr 25, 2017 4:22 am | |
| MURPHY’S LAWS
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which
a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared
for, will promptly develop.
Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Farnsdick's corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle
will repeat itself.
Murphy's Eight Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a bitch.
Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because
fools are so ingenious. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 25.04.2017. Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:14 am | |
| Can't argue with that ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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