Cats in the garden

catgate wrote:

We have no cats in our area.
My next door neighbour has an air-rifle fitted with a silencer.

Bugsy Malone One Eye Cat says you dirty rat and will be around with the gang to visit your neighbour but he will not be silent once the boys have finished with him. 

Goldie wrote:

Bugsy Malone One Eye Cat says you dirty rat and will be around with the gang to visit your neighbour but he will not be silent once the boys have finished with him. 

Shall I ask him to take off the silencer?

catgate wrote:

Goldie wrote:

Bugsy Malone One Eye Cat says you dirty rat and will be around with the gang to visit your neighbour but he will not be silent once the boys have finished with him. 

Shall I ask him to take off the silencer?

 Jimmy Cagney on way too 

Goldie

"All male cars are castrated in Lanzarote"


Do they use castrol oil?

catgate wrote:

Goldie

"All male cars are castrated in Lanzarote"


Do they use castrol oil?

Oh yes and the cars too   we do them both at the same time 

Guest wrote:

Try as I might to be compassionate towards cats that come into my garden,  a red mist of hatred descends when I see one slinking it's way across my lawn either intent on having a  dump or killing the birds.

No doubt cat lovers will be appalled at my wanting to chuck a brick at Fluffy but I do want to very much. In fact I could cheerfully do worse.

Please tell me I am not the only one

Can I ask why you come here as a guest and not member to post a question. Only asking  :;smile:

Guest wrote:

Try as I might to be compassionate towards cats that come into my garden,  a red mist of hatred descends when I see one slinking it's way across my lawn either intent on having a  dump or killing the birds.

No doubt cat lovers will be appalled at my wanting to chuck a brick at Fluffy but I do want to very much. In fact I could cheerfully do worse.

Please tell me I am not the only one

You are not the only one

Goldie wrote:

Guest wrote:

Try as I might to be compassionate towards cats that come into my garden,  a red mist of hatred descends when I see one slinking it's way across my lawn either intent on having a  dump or killing the birds.

No doubt cat lovers will be appalled at my wanting to chuck a brick at Fluffy but I do want to very much. In fact I could cheerfully do worse.

Please tell me I am not the only one

Can I ask why you come here as a guest and not member to post a question. Only asking  :;smile:

If you see 'Guest' anywhere Goldie....these are posts from people who were once members, but are no longer members either by their own request or by a rare act of enforcement.

Thanks Malcolm it sort of unsettled me a bit thinking a guest could post in a members forum. That's why I posted my comment 

Malcolm - I guess you have it in your power to prevent non-members from posting.

In lots of forums (or is it Fora?) they can lurk and read but not post.

Might be worth thinking about when you take time off from polishing the Jag.

You are a rotten lot. Poor Kitty was just having a look around to keep its self occupied to stop itself getting bored. 

Only members can post in Murgatroyds Forum, only senior members and above can see, read and post in the senior members' section.
Only members and above can see, read and post in the 'members photos' section.
If you will log off and try to see or post as a 'guest' you will see what I mean.

Don't worry Alan, I am on top of the situation.

malcolm wrote:

Only members can post in Murgatroyds Forum, only senior members and above can see, read and post in the senior members' section.
Only members and above can see, read and post in the 'members photos' section.
If you will log off and try to see or post as a 'guest' you will see what I mean.

Don't worry Alan, I am on top of the situation.

Mind you don't fall off and hurt yourself.