AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 06.03.2017. Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:00 am | |
| I was standing at the bar in my local the other night, minding my own business.
This fat, ugly woman covered in tattoos came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me a black eye...but when you're my age..............who cares ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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