AlanHo V.I.P Member
Posts : 8798 Join date : 2016-10-16 Age : 87 Location : Marston Green, Solihull
| Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 03.03.2017. Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:11 pm | |
| Two Irishmen pull into garage advertising free sex with petrol if you guess today’s lucky number. One tries number 4 the other number 7, both of which are wrong. Paddy asks Mick if there is a good chance they are being cheated - whatever number they say the attendant says is wrong. "No" says Mick "Its a genuine competition, the wife won twice last week". ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome V.I.P Member
Posts : 4525 Join date : 2014-09-24 Location : Burntwood in Staffordshie, ENGLAND
| Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 03.03.2017. Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:37 pm | |
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