AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 06.02.2017. Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:21 pm | |
| A senior citizen drove his brand new Jaguar XE out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing,” he thought as he flew down the motorway, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the officer’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the officer got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Jaguar. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Traffic Officer. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the officer. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 06.02.2017. Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:58 am | |
|  Like it. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 06.02.2017. Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:36 am | |
|  Good one, Alan. ----------------------------------------- ..
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 06.02.2017. Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:21 pm | |
| Another decent one tucked away in my bumper fun book. Glad you liked it. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 06.02.2017. Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:30 pm | |
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