Breasts

A Maori friend of mine once told me that if you are ever finding yourself eating people, always go for the female carcase as the subcutaneous fat results in delicious crispy crackling.

Irene wrote:

My DH says that he was always attracted to my rear-end shape. 
I have always thought it was and is too big - pear-shaped figure I think it was called. 

Whenever I put on weight, it seems to me to all go onto my rear; when I lose weight it goes from the other appendages.  

The other problem with the upper regions is that when I was young they pointed North, whereas now (and I hate to admit it) but they point South. 

case of a sinking breastix is it??

When we 'boil it all down' ...... superfluous fatty tissue.

I missed out --my grandmother brought me up

Davo - My first post in this thread was deadly serious and entirely in keeping with your intentions - but I got led astray by Malcolm. ....

AlanHo wrote:

Davo - My first post in this thread was deadly serious and entirely in keeping with your intentions - but I got led astray by Malcolm. ....

yes he's got a very descriptive mind we could sit around askin hm to repeat it for hrs. sure ya name aint adam??

This thread must be in the running for one of the longest. 

Amazing what a pair of breasts can generate in a group of males.  :D

Pant! Pant! Pant!     

AlanHo wrote:

A sensible flat chested girl should wear a T Shirt inscribed "In Case of Sex - This Way Up"

Not to mention ... Fragile, Handle With Care...  printed on the hem.
Though the best contraception is ... Childproof Lock ..on the hem.

Irene wrote:

This thread must be in the running for one of the longest. 

Amazing what a pair of breasts can generate in a group of males.  :D

It is isn't it. ... moobs have never had that effect on me.

You can talk Irene - you've admitted your weakness....

Ah flat chested women - I once went out with a flat chested girl who was quite adorable - at the beginning I didn't quite know where to put me hands but soon got used to not grasping! after a while you just forget that they are not there and it puts the relationship on a level playing field - I won't grab for yours if you don't grab for mine.

Once I got into a more horizontal playing field I found that things didn't get in the way and instead of an uphill climb I could just concentrate on the "horizontal slide" She did ask me once whether I missed them and felt let down but I could honestly say " No you a great lady and I feel we are on a more equal footing" [ she had a flat tummy too!]. In fact for quite some time I wanted to avoid breasts finding that they tended to make my world all wobbly and made me come over all dizzy!

In fact I am beginning to think breasts are extremely over-rated. In centuries gone by {Alan} ladies breasts I believe were deliberately flattened to enhance the overall beauty of the lady. and Ladies with large bouncing breasts were considered working class and floosy!

Irene wrote:

This thread must be in the running for one of the longest. 

Amazing what a pair of breasts can generate in a group of males.  :D

well I must confess I have never stood with a group of males waiting for a pair of breasts to generate something?

AlanHo wrote:

You can talk Irene - you've admitted your weakness....

Are you talking about size or output?