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 | | Subject: You're the father of one of my kids Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:33 am | |
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- I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
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- A chap goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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| | Subject: Re: You're the father of one of my kids Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:28 pm | |
| How dare you? ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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| | Subject: Re: You're the father of one of my kids Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:38 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: You're the father of one of my kids Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:49 pm | |
| That's brill - I'm gonna pinch it............ 
Be careful if you do, because it is so old that it might just crumble in your keyboard. I would guess mid sixtys. |
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| | Subject: Re: You're the father of one of my kids Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:58 pm | |
| I don't care how old - there's no such thing as a new joke anyway. I have a PhD in joke recycling technology. I failed my Masters - I kept laughing at the questions. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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