Oxxidental Jottings

the monsoon rain is back again - lovely to see it but I have to make a run west soon for 200kms and the roads do get swamped quickly up  here - well it will be here or there that's for sure! I won't get all hung up about it

malcolm wrote:

Nothing wrong with chastity belts, as long as they're made from chocolate 

Mint flavoured chocolate please.

slightly roasted beaver - well singed rather than roasted with a nice cum in dressing?

sags wrote:

My brother's girlfriend used to like wearing his Y fronts.
Could never see Y meself.

some women thought that was a safe way to get pregnant ! thus the old phrase "can I wear your Y fronts tonight"

I remember (very well) trudging through the Jungle in Borneo in the 60's, being in the Army, with my Poncho on during the monsoon season and it was no laughing matter. The Rain belted down and we had to try and stay dry during this lot. It bloody rained for hours on end. We had to try and keep our rifles dry of course. We kept them under out Poncho's pointing down and you would be surprised at how many of our blokes ended up with a bullet hole through their foot. How, I don't know. The mud was comeing down the jungle track to meet us trying to get up the hill side, especially in Sabah which is all Mountain Range. Oh for the good old day's. Luckily it was only Monsoon season from November to the end of March. If ever I catch that bloody Urangutan that nicked my Jungle hat it will be in for a roasting.

Gandalph wrote:

I remember (very well) trudging through the Jungle in Borneo in the 60's, being in the Army, with my Poncho on during the monsoon season and it was no laughing matter. The Rain belted down and we had to try and stay dry during this lot. It bloody rained for hours on end. We had to try and keep our rifles dry of course. We kept them under out Poncho's pointing down and you would be surprised at how many of our blokes ended up with a bullet hole through their foot. How, I don't know. The mud was comeing down the jungle track to meet us trying to get up the hill side, especially in Sabah which is all Mountain Range. Oh for the good old day's. Luckily it was only Monsoon season from November to the end of March. If ever I catch that bloody Urangutan that nicked my Jungle hat it will be in for a roasting.

I wonder what they taste like roasted.

If evr I find the damn thing I will let you know andsome. 

Gandalph wrote:

If evr I find the damn thing I will let you know andsome. 

It would need skinning first of course. How big is your oven?

Tastes a bit like chimpanzee I beleive 

andsome wrote:

Gandalph wrote:

If evr I find the damn thing I will let you know andsome. 

It would need skinning first of course. How big is your oven?

Quite a large oven andsome. If I remove the bottom tray and shelf it would fit quite nicely.

Gandalph wrote:

I remember (very well) trudging through the Jungle in Borneo in the 60's, being in the Army, with my Poncho on during the monsoon season and it was no laughing matter. The Rain belted down and we had to try and stay dry during this lot. It bloody rained for hours on end. We had to try and keep our rifles dry of course. We kept them under out Poncho's pointing down and you would be surprised at how many of our blokes ended up with a bullet hole through their foot. How, I don't know. The mud was comeing down the jungle track to meet us trying to get up the hill side, especially in Sabah which is all Mountain Range. Oh for the good old day's. Luckily it was only Monsoon season from November to the end of March. If ever I catch that bloody Urangutan that nicked my Jungle hat it will be in for a roasting.

didn't you hear the shots keep ringing out - "ouch ouch' ouch" must have been some limpin soldiers there at the end of the day - did you ever do the kikoda trail?

We kept them under out Poncho's pointing down and you would be surprised at how many of our blokes ended up with a bullet hole through their foot wrote:

didn't you hear the shots ringing out "ouch;ouch ouch" or was the rain too heavy - did you do the kikoda trail?

davo wrote:

didn't you hear the shots ringing out "ouch;ouch ouch" or was the rain too heavy - did you do the kikoda trail?

No Davo. We used to work in small groups of Four or less. We didn't hear about the actual injuries until we got back to base camp. Luckily no one in our group had any such injuries.

I think I'll stick to the UK and Europe thanks, although many years ago we enjoyed several visits to California.

I was in the Army andsome, we went where we were told to go. Unfortunately California wasn't on the cards.