THE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM
NEEDS YOU!
The English Premiership League is now having to import increasing numbers of cheap foreign players because British footballers are finding it difficult to manage on the level of wages paid to first team staff - now is the time for us to show the Country how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of English football players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level ! This is an atrocious situation.
BUT NOW YOU CAN HELP!
For about two thousand pounds a day – which is less than the cost of a large screen projection TV, VCR plus home cinema or small second-hand car - you can help a football player remain economically viable during his time of need.
Two thousand pounds a day may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a football player it could mean the difference between a vacation spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, two thousand pounds is nothing more than a few months rent or mortgage payments. But to a football player, two thousand pounds a day will almost replace his salary.
Your commitment of two thousand pounds a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment centre, trade in the year-old Porsche for a new Ferrari, have nursing home specialist treatment for most of the season, enjoy a weekend in Rio, get a Spice girl and have enough change for a booze and drugs binge or have an affair with a team mate's wife.
"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest the tax free lump sums he will receive from his testimonial game and other activities upon retirement. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the player (unsigned).
Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.
"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING"
Your football player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.
Simply fill out the form below.
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___YES, I want to help!
I would like to sponsor a professional football player. My preference is checked below:
[ ] Star
[ ] Superstar
[ ] Wayne Rooney
[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need. Please select one for me.
[ ] White player preferred if there are any remaining in the league
Please call our 0800 number to ask for the cost if you wish to sponsor a whole team.
Please charge the account listed below £ 2,000 per day until further notice. Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with a team logo and my very own PFA badge to wear proudly on my lapel.
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Diner's Club
Your Name: ………………………………………………
Telephone Number: …………………………………….
Account Number: ………………………………..Expiry Date: …………………
Signature: …………………………………………
Mail completed form to The Professional Footballers Association or call us now to enrol by phone.
(Children under 18 must have parental approval)
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