AlanHo
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 | | Subject: Todays Daft Joke - 25.07.17 Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:51 pm | |
| A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'. The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole.. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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davo
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 25.07.17 Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:45 am | |
| oeer you naughty man but I do like you! |
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| | Subject: Re: Todays Daft Joke - 25.07.17 Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:35 pm | |
| Good one Alan.  |
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