A little girl walked into a pet shop and asked in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me mithter. Do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees to her level and asked, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like this cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl leaned forwards and said in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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