Hole-in-the-wall improvements

Please note that the HSBC Bank is installing new "Drive-through" cash point machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read theprocedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) andremember them when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
 1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from
the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make-up in rear view mirror, while waiting.
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Look into rear view mirror at person behind, Re-check make-up.
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake

Ha ha. Sounds about right for a couple of the opposite sex I know. 

Why are people up North so sexist.............the PC brigade will have your guts for garters

You should have mentioned that she was a black Muslim dwarf transgender bisexual Conservative brexiteer union basher from Essex to make a more profound impact

come off it alanho being height downwardly challenged would have negated the whole exercise surely!

Yep, race, religion, height etc - irrelevant.
It is a gender thing.
My beloved never plans ahead.
Doesn't matter if it's keys, money, tickets - whatever - last minute endless fumbling is the go.

Pumicestone wrote:

Yep, race, religion, height etc - irrelevant.
It is a gender thing.
My beloved never plans ahead.
Doesn't matter if it's keys, money, tickets - whatever - last minute endless fumbling is the go.

Now where do I put that 

It's a bit like shopping!


and be aware of the complexity of sexual awareness!

Spot on, Ciderman !