Thursday night he gradually came to, stiff as a board and in pain, in the hospital's ICU with tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep and steady heartfelt look straight in the eyes and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." He somehow managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
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Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.
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