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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:45 pm | |
| A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pyjamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologises for the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great... but you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas."
His wife grimmaces and says, "Oh, no I didn't... I put them in your tackle box!" ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure.  |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:02 am | |
| Oh bloody hell.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived.  |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:11 pm | |
| Something for you to think about when you next go on one of your so-called bowling match trips .. ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:33 am | |
| Oooops! |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:25 am | |
| - AlanHo wrote:
- Something for you to think about when you next go on one of your so-called bowling match trips ..
None of our away matches are more than about an hours drive.  ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:08 am | |
| Shame...... ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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andsome
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:13 pm | |
| We always end up in the pub for sandwiches and a drink. Traditionally the winner buys his loosing opponent a drink. I must admit that I get more free drinks than I have to buy. ----------------------------------------- Gustav Mahler is the finest composer who ever lived. |
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AlanHo
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| | Subject: Re: Today's Daft Joke - 15.12.2016 Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:32 pm | |
| One of my mates is so tight he would forego the victory ----------------------------------------- This post may contain controversial personal opinion, humour, ironic comment or sarcasm. If I have accidentally offended you - please contact me and I will unreservedly apologise. If however it was intentional - it will add to my pleasure. |
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