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PostSubject: Shy Shop Assistant   Shy Shop Assistant EmptyFri Dec 09, 2016 9:02 pm

drumShy Shop Assistant Smiley :)A young woman started work in the Village chemist shop

She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.

The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.

"Look" he said "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large). The word condom is never mentioned".

The first day was fine, but on the second day a black guy came into the shop, put out his hand and said "350" please.

The girl panicked. She phoned the Chemist on his mobile, and told him of her predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a  bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

She peeped through the door, and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.

"Yes!!" she shouted down the phone "he's got one hanging there!!"

The boss replied "Well, go back in there and give him £3.50 .....he's the window clea

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PostSubject: Re: Shy Shop Assistant   Shy Shop Assistant EmptySat Dec 10, 2016 1:18 am

Nice one Jimmy. I didn't know what the punch line was going to be til it got to it. drum
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PostSubject: Re: Shy Shop Assistant   Shy Shop Assistant EmptyMon Dec 12, 2016 5:57 am

A great joke - I have pinched it for others to enjoy.

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PostSubject: Re: Shy Shop Assistant   Shy Shop Assistant EmptyFri Dec 16, 2016 8:16 am

GROAN!!!!!!!

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