A man went to Harley Street in London, having seen an
advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.
Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate
against the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went
in and asked the secretary for details.
She retrieved the file and read to him:
"This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and
carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to
the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”
Then she told him “The annual salary is £65,000 and if you're
interested, you'll have to go to Aberdeen ".
"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job
is?".
She answered, "No , that's where the end of the queue is..
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